i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at you, doesn’t seem to be living. Until he bites you and those black eyes roll over white.
I had a dream that I was dating Steve Rogers and we were walking through a mall and i had my arms wrapped around his waist and he was stroking my hand and we were all cute cuddle-walking. and then we went to an ice cream store and he bought us birthday cake ice cream and it was Baskin Robbins so you know we were serious when he’s buying the expensive stuff.
So I heard it’s Earth Day