Light Sleeper, Heavy Dreamer

1992. sarcastic veg*n who's obsessed with good TV and movies. Canada, eh?

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."

Spirit/Power animal: Cameron Frye

Lets imagine that the baby got a DNA test and the father is actually Shane.

Sorry Rick, your wife died via C-section as the result of cheating on you with your ex-best friend because she assumed you were dead, thus knocking herself up and becoming impregnated with a child that you thought might be yours but actually isn’t, have fun taking care of it until it’s 18.

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